i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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