the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
bring money and cleavage
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I brought an already opened bag of trail mix from home to snack on today. Some motherfucker ate all the m&ms out of it. I hate my roommates
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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