I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
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