if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
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