I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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