Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
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We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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