Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
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Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Listening to Whitney Houston sing the National Anthem while I shit before going out tonight. America.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
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"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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