but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
How's work?
Spinning.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
You're like the curious george of whores
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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