There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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