i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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