Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
This is my gift to your gina
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
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