i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i woke up, turned over, and noticed an assortment of knives stuck in my wall. i should prob stop drinking
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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