there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
It's because of weed that I don't mind driving an hour to visit my family. And it's because of you that there's weed in my life. Thank you.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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