I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
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All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
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Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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