4:25 am: I want you here. Ugh.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
only if we run a train.
done.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
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