Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
When my options for Friday night are being a 3rd wheel or bringing a gay man as my date i need to focus on other things in life like having a successful career.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
don't judge my taste in strippers
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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