I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
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Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
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should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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