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Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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