i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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