he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
Doing the walk of shame at 1 AM. Stumbled across a rave. This night is epic.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
Come on in and take your pants off
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