Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
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