went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She's a freaking stalker dude, it's like having some kind of cartoon animal just following around everywhere
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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