I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
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In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
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Can you bring me a corn dog or something shaped like one?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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