"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
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