I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
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I consider any night I don't make out with someone a bad night. So I've been great.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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