I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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