My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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