Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
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For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
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You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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