i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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