Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
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