i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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