I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
I need water and some morals
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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