Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
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Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
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