Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
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Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
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Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
He asked me to describe my life outside work. I responded with "Home-wrecker.
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