"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
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you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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