he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
phone sex would be way better if there was an app for that...
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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