susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just finished washing your number off of my chest. I'm Bryan by the way.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
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Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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