Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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