sexting loses it's worth when you accidentally text your boss.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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