I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Dear man in the lobby please go play whith yourself elsewhere
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
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I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
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I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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