Its about making memories worth repressing
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
