people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i just had sex bonerless
The Mets? Come back? That'd be like Nickelback writing a good song.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
A true measure of a good friend is how long she responds to her friends drunken illogical texts. Youre a champ.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
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I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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