She's JV to your varsity
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
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Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
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I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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