Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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