and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
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Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
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Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
Randomize