Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Nicole vs. Life
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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