love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
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I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
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Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
Pants are for mortals
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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