we're chasing vodka with high fives
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
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he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I supernannyed him into submission
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
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