Plan B is the new Plan A
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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