He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
How the fuck did I get small bruises all over my body?
Well you were laying on the couch naked after the girls left, staring into space, and I went over to the pool table and threw every ball as hard as I could at you from point blank range . You didn't flinch, blink, or scream for any of them. next time maybe you won't fuck my girl while I'm taking a shit
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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