Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
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i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
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i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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