But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
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once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
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I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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