in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
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