I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
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Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
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So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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